What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:44

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No, not a chance

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What is the sum of X+XX+XXX+XXXX?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good.

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good

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share office space ...

Unacceptable again!

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No way

Nuts and Butts

How do you relax?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So they tried

Minds and Behinds

Which fish tastes good for South Indian curries?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Do you like high heels?

So, the docs changed it to read

Then came..

No go.

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Everyone loved it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Next, they tried...

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Loons and Moons

Freaks and Cheeks

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